Women and The "Killing" Words

Who says women don't have the "killing" words? =D. I got this e-mail from my friend. And I don't really know where he got this..

Well, it stated there that there are 9 words women frequently used especially towards Men. So I gez mebi men should pay more attention on this matter~


[1] Fine :
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

[2] Five Minutes :
If she is getting dressed, this means a half and hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

[3] Nothing :
This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with "Nothing" will usually end in "Fine".

[4] Go Ahead :
This is a dare, not a permission. DON'T DO IT!

[5] Loud Sigh :
This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here an arguing with you about nothing (Refer back to #3 for the clear meaning of "Nothing").

[6] That's Oukay :
This is one of the MOST DANGEROUS statements a women can make to a man. That's Oukay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

[7] Thanks :
A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' ... that will bring on a 'whatever').

[8] Whatever :
Is a women's way of saying "Daymn you" or "Kuang aja kao" or "Sengal la kao neyh" or even worst "F u!"

[9] Don't worry about it, I got it :
Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response please refer to #3.


Ah, well.. That's what it says there. Basically, there are rights and wrongs too. I hafta admit about #1, 2 and 3. And #4, 6, 8 and also #9. That's not all right? Women are complicated, but deep in our heart, we're the simplest creature on earth. We just don't really care about what people say (but sometimes we do, especially things involving our appearance, beauty, whether we're fatter or thinner and stuff), but we WOULD BE REALLY APPRECIATE if MEN COULD UNDERSTAND US better, without we even tell them at all the time. Yeah, I think that's what we want, what I want.

All we need is just a little hug and kisses when we're loosing mind, just a pat on the back when we're down, a smile on the face when we're in need and telling

"That's okay, you can do better" (with a huge hug would be nice.. \o/)

rather than

"What's wrong with you..If you don't like it that much, just don't do it".

Izzit really hard just to give us a HUG, KISSES, and A HAND TO HOLD??