Tuesday, October 14, 2008

Dilbert Made My Day!

When I woke up this morning, it’s already 7. Man..I feel a lil bit dizzy since I slept at 1am last night. Later than usual.

It’s the beginning of a new day, a whole new day. Feel so..difficult to get up from the bed. And I feel so not going to work. *sigh* Wish I could get a leave for today. (sounds not like me. AT ALL). I used to be energetic, highly motivated and so eager to do stuff at work. Trying hard to finish my tasks before the boss could have asked for it. But now? It took me almost an hour just to write a letter..*sigh again*

* sooooooooooooooooooooooooo not motivated *

So I start digging for something..something to start my day with..something to cheer me up..something to motivate me…a lil’ precious something…

Then I found this:

Past is experience, present is experiment and future is expectation. Use your EXPERIENCE in your EXPERIMENT to achieve EXPECTATION.

Troubles are like washing machine. They twist, turn and knock us around, but in the end we come out brighter than before.

It’s just the matter of how we use our experience in this “washing machine” experiment for a better expectation.

AND THIS!!! The quotes from DILBERT. So Encouraging~

1. Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it.

2. Accept that some days you are the pigeon and some days the statue.

3. Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If he isn't there the first time, chances are you won't be needing him again.


5. On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.

6. I don't suffer from stress. I am a carrier.

7. You are slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.

8. Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, because you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.

9. Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.

10. Never argue with idiots. They drag you down to their level, and then beat you with experience.

11. A pat on the back is only a few inches from a kick in the butt.

12. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.

13. After any salary raise, you will have less money at the end of the month than you did before.

14. The more crap you put up with, the more crap you are going to get.

15. You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard.

16. If it wasn't for the last minute, nothing would get done.

17. When you don't know what to do, walk fast and look worried.

18. Following the rules will not get the job done.

19. When confronted by a difficult problem, you can solve it more easily by reducing it to the question, "How would the Lone Ranger handle this?"

20. There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

21. Bring ideas in and entertain them royally, for one of them may be the king.

22. If at first you don't succeed......skydiving isn't for you.

23. Life is a waste of time; time is a waste of life, so get wasted all of the time and have the time of your life.

24. When everything is coming your way......you're in the wrong lane.

Ah well...after having getting all the quotes, I feel better now. And I like the one at #4, #9 and # 12. So, tell me which one you like and leave some quotes if you have any~


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