The True Self

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Thanks Enchek Iskandar d Great kerana telah men'tag' diriku ini.. Adakah ianya sempena kemenangan RED DEVIL hari tu? hehe.. tak sabar tunggu week end ni ====> pertembungan dua gergasi, Man. U vs Liverpool *sebenarnya yang gergasi tu Red Devil je.. Liverpool tu takde la gergasi sangat..*


OK. Back to the tagging game. Here are the rules~

The RULES:
Bold the statements that are true to you.
Italic the statements that you WISH are true.
Leave the Fibs alone.
Then, stab 5 guys ladies to do the same test.

The LIST to Bold/Italic/Just-let-it-be:

I don't watch TV these days.
I own lots of magazines.
I wear glasses or contact lenses.
I love to play video games.
I've tried marijuana.
I have been in a threesome.
I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.
I believe honesty is usually the best policy.
I curse sometimes. - too much actually
I have changed a lot mentally over the last year. - been more sane lately
I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.
I'm totally smart.
I've broken someone's bones.
I'm paranoid sometimes.
I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
I need money right now.
I love sushi.
I talk really, really fast.
I have long hair.
I have lost money in Las Vegas.
I have at least one sibling. - 5 actually~ am missing them all~
I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past.
I couldn't survive without Caller I.D
I like the way I look. - LOVE the way I am~
I am usually pessimistic.
I have a lot of mood swings.
I have a hidden talent.
I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar i have.
I have a lot of friends. - Really love them all.
I am currently single. - I love you dear~ STIL!!
I have pecked someone of the same sex.
I enjoy talking on the phone.
I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
I love to shop.
I enjoy window shopping.
I would rather shop than eat.
I don't hate anyone.
I dislike them.
I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
I have a cell phone.
I believe in God.
I watch MTV on a daily basis.
I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.
I've rejected someone before.
I have no idea what i want to do for the rest of my life.
I want to have (more) children in the future. - TWINSSSSSSS plz~
I have changed a diaper before. - Penah try change diaper my niece. Fail!
I've called the cops on a friend before.
I'm not allergic to anything.
I have a lot to learn.
I have been with someone at least 10 years older or younger.
I am shy around the opposite sex.
I have tried alcohol before.
I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past.
I own the "South Park" movie.
I would die for my best friends. - betul!!!
I think that Pizza Hut has the best pizza.
I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
I love Michael Jackson, scandals and all.
Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.
I watch Spongebob Squarepants and i like it.
I have dated a close friends's ex.
I am happy at this moment. - I'm craving for sushi~ huk huk huk.. =(
I'm obsessed with guys (on TV).
I study for tests most of the time.
I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met.
I can work on a car.
I love my job.
I am comfortable with who I am right now.
I have more than just my ears pierced.
I walk barefoot wherever i can.
I have jumped off a bridge.
I love sea turtles.
I spend ridiculous money on makeup.
I plan on achieving a major goal/dream.- getting pair of twins tu major la kan?
I'm proficient in a musical instrument.
I worked at McDonald's restaurant.
I hate office jobs.
I love sci-fi movies.
I think water rules.
I went college out of state.
I like sausage. - ha! ha!
I love kisses.
I fall for the worst people.
I adore bright colours. - I love white!
I can't live without black eyeliner. - This is SUPER true~
I don't know why the hell i just did this stupid thing.
I usually like covers better than originals.
I can pick up things with my toes.
I can't whistle.
I can move my tongue in waves, much like a snakes slither.
I have ridden/owned a horse.
I still have every journal I've ever written in.
I can't stick to a diet. - I totally need a proper diet~
I talk in my sleep.
I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions.
Climbing trees is a brilliant past-time.
I have jazz in my blood.
I wear a toe ring.
I have a tattoo.
I can't stand at LEAST one person that i work with. - kalau bukan the one I work with tu consider tak?
I am a caffeine junkie.
I have been to over 15 conventions.
I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.
I'm an artist. - a photographer?
I only clean my room when necessary.
I like a person of the same sex.
I love being happy.
I am an adrenaline junkie.

Finally!! I'd like to learn more about my friends of course~ so I choose these blogger :-

[1] Nurul - I miss u gal!
[2] Chegu Ian - Chegu kesayangan yang jao di mata, dekat di hati~ (^,^)
[3] Ikha - Sayang kamuK!
[4] Ila - Luvya babe!
[5] Denani - my dear new friend~

Penawar Duka

: Ni la dia.. I bought the one yang skin colour tu~ :

Chantek~ And I really love it. Thanks to Fara, the BK shoe Promoter. Sekali dia tunjuk gambar ni, and mention about the super low price (sesuai dengan cap dia - totally bukan Cap Mentol), WE (the FOUR of us) terus pegi rembat sorang sepasang waktu lunch. WAKTU LUNCH okeyh~ Serius best. Pehtu melapar kejap, sebab waktu lunch digunakan untuk rembatan ini.

Apa pun, iouls semua puas hati~ tak gitu babes?

Gadis Baik Bulan Februari 2009

Setelah beberapa ketika mendiamkan diri, aku akhirnya membuat keputusan untuk menulis kembali. *whheee hoooo*

Bukannya apa, minggu ni merupakan minggu up and down aku. Korang bayangkan, bangun pagi Isnin, muka sangat ceria sebab aku ada "reunion" nak jumpa kawan-kawan lama. Bila dah sampai di tempat yang dijanjikan, muka masih menten cun dan ceria. Bila sampai waktu tengahari, muka dah sedikit kerut (tahan lapar) dan bila jam menunjukkan jam 4 tepat, dan aku masih tak makan lagi, hati kecilku mula menahan gelora nafsu makanku, dan berkata,

"Kalau macam ni lebih baik aku puasa. Dapat jugak puasa sunat ke..puasa nazar ke... Alamak. Puasa Nazar tak ganti lagi. "

Korang bayangkan laa... Dari pagi tak makan (sebab excited sangat nak jumpa kawan-kawan, aku tak sempat breakfast kat rumah), sampai jam 430 petang baru aku makan. Haih.. Penderaan nih..

Mesti korang tertanya-tanya kan, apsal aku tak makan. Aku malas nak sebut. Sebab cerita dia panjang. Bila aku cuba pendekkan, aku cuma dapat tiga perkataan yang aku jangkakan dapat merungkai segala perjalanan cerita yang panjang. Yakni :-

TAK RETI MENGURUS

Yes!! Urusetia yang sepatutnya menguruskan perjalanan reunion ni, tak reti-reti mengurus. Haih.. And yet they call themself a PRO? WTF~

Itu kejadian hari Isnin. Hari Selasa sekali lagi aku bangun pagi dengan muka ceria. Baju cantik. Mekap cun. Bulu mata baik punya lentik. Camera dah ready siap dengan cameraman hemsem lagi. Mana nak dapat kan.. Aku dengan perasaan macho dan smart segak bergaya ini sangatlah excited menunggu saat-saat bahagia itew~

Hari Selasa merupakan hari besar aku dan kawan-kawan. Puas ber"reunion" bagai, tibalah masa yang ditunggu-tunggu. Ala-ala semangat nak terima Academy Awards gitu kan. Maka berpusu-pusulah rakyat sekalian alam ke dewan itu.

Di dewan tu nak kata ramai, tak la ramai sangat yang datang. "Peminat" dan "media" yang datang agak kurang la berbanding Hari Penyampaian Hadiah di Sekolah Kebangsaan Kuala Ketil, apatah lagi Academy Awards yang sebenar kan. Tapi tak pe. Sebab kehadiran "peminat" dan "media" ni tidaklah memberi kesan mendalam kepada diriku ini. Cukup dengan kehadiran kawan-kawan dan cameraman ku itu sajor.

Dah kemuncak acara ni. Aku dah excited bagai nak buat standing ovation kat sapa yang dapat awards paling besar (Sila bayangkan saat-saat korang menanti siapakah yang akan berjaya menjadi Juara Akademi Fantasia Musim Ke-5 haritu walaupon korang dah agak Mawi yang akan menang, tetapi muka tetap excited kan? Atau muka korang waktu menunggu pengumuman siapakah yang akan disingkirkan dari Raja Lawak Musim ke-3? Gitew la muka aku~). Tetapi, potong stim betul...takde "Mawi" pon di kalangan kitorang. Takde pulak peserta-peserta Raja Lawak yang akan di keluarkan minggu ni. Jadi perasaan itu seperti "Potong stim betul la..."

Tiba-tiba saja Fauziah Nawi umumkan,

"Minggu ni tiada peserta yang akan dikeluarkan"

Penat je kita saspen.

Penat je kita sediakan tisu (kunun nak nanges).

Penat je kita terjojol biji mata menunggu berita yang gempak itew.

Namun semuanya "Potong Stim Sahaja".

Sengal.

Jadi kepotong-stiman ini sedikit sebanyak telah meninggalkan kesan yang dalam jugak buat aku dan kawan-kawan. Selain dimalukan dihadapan para tetamu jemputan yang kitorang ni takde "Mawi" sehebat "World".

Takpe. Kita pasrah. Berserah pada Yang Esa. Tuhan Maha Adil, Tuhan Maha Kuasa.

Biarlah takdir yang menentukan segalanya.

Jadi, bagi mengubat kesedihan itu disamping memberi semangat kepada diri sendiri yang telah bersusah payah menjadi seorang yang baik sepanjang Februari 2009 dan juga turut menerima Academy Award itu, maka, saya, wan maisarah md. isa, telah memanjakan diri sendiri dengan membeli sepasang kasut.

Ya. Sepasang kasut.

*Dear, sorry, i telah "berbuka puasa kasut". =D Tapi kasut tu chantek kan...*

Kasut apa?

Hahaha.. nanti i tunjuk ye korang.

Cun giler~

And I'm soo happy again today~

Lupakan yang lain.

Think Big, Think Positive, Think Me!

Memandangkan musim cuti sekolah dah nak dekat, mesti ramai skang ni yang nak kawen, so aku nak share edngan kaum-kaum Adam petua pasal teknik2 nak mendatangi orang umah korang dari belakang. Ni pun aku dapat dari kawan aku jugak melalui emel. Lalu ku memetik dan mengongsinya di sini.


PASTI HEBAT......





1. Sekiranya isteri manja, geleteklah dia "he, kuci kuci kuci"


2. Sekiranya isteri garang, maka sebutlah "sorry darling, i balik lewat"


3. Sekiranya isteri suka surprise, maka sebutlah "Surprise!, abang dah balik"


4. Sekiranya isteri lemah semangat, maka sebutlah "Assalamualaikum sayang, abang dah balik " agar dia tidak terkejut


5. Sekiranya isteri sedang memasak, maka sebutlah "masak apa tu darling"





The he he he he..


Begitulah teknik-teknik bagaimana mahu mendekati isteri dari belakang, supaya isteri anda tidak terkejut kemunculan kamu secara tiba-tiba.


Sekian.

One Step Closer

Some people say, if you wanna change your life, start changing your look.

I've done it.

I cut my hair dah. Ngeee :D

So I'm one step closer to my target.